
A mindfulness app for people who roll their eyes at mindfulness apps
The Team
Joey Roditis - a phenomenal illustrator, motion & brand vision designer
Brian Barazza - a UX/UI wizard & systems thinker
Myself - a brand voice & vision designer
The Brief
Create a mindfulness app that resonates with people who need mindfulness—but are kind of over it.
We wanted to explore what happens when you strip away the pastel wellness clichés and build something that embraces the mess, sarcasm, and chaos of modern life.
The deliverables included:
App concept
Brand voice guidelines
Sample meditation scripts
Class presentation
The Problem
How do you make mindfulness accessible to people who find it cringe?
Most mindfulness apps promise inner peace. We promised realistic expectations…and a bit of dark humor. We knew our users weren’t looking for spiritual awakening. They just wanted five minutes of calm without being told to “just smile more.”
Our Audience
Think: Burnt-out creatives. Cynical millennials.
Chronically online. Therapy-fatigued.
People who:
Meditate, but only when things get really bad
Like memes more than mantras
Are allergic to toxic positivity
Voice & Tone Strategy
We started with a key question I posed to the team via Slack:
“Does Zen-ish use
A. Humor
B. Subtle humor
C. Adult humor
D. Dark humor? Or...
F. All of the above?”
That sparked a full brand voice workshop where we aligned on our tone:
Deceptively calm visuals + dark, ironic copy.
Our brand personality:
Liquid Death meets Headspace. We call it “chaotic Zen.”
Copy Development
I used ChatGPT as a creative partner to brainstorm and test tones. We landed on three voice lanes:
Playfully Cynical:
“Breathe in. Breathe out. Still dead inside? Same.”
Darkly Comedic:
“Mindfulness. Because screaming into the void isn’t socially acceptable.”
Anti-Toxic Positivity:
“Even though Capitalism disagrees, you are enough.”
Guided Meditation: “Accept the Chaos”
I wrote and voiced a sample guided meditation script using subtle humor and real relaxation cues:
“Let’s start by taking a deep breath in… and out. Good. You did it. The bare minimum.”
“Relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw. And your butthole. Just let everything loose.”
“Wiggle your fingers. And your toes. Consider wiggling your way out of that existential crisis.”
The result was a calm, relatable experience… with just enough bite to cut through the wellness fog.
Reflection
At this point, I should tell you my undergrad degree is from Naropa University, where I had a full semester of Foundations of Meditation. I’ve experienced the benefits AND I have chaotic friends who want the benefits too but are over the “fluffy stuff”.
This was an exercise in brand voice innovation and perception.
Meditation can include humor, laughter, and reality checks.
Zen-ish proved that as I got to watch my class of 15 close their eyes to relax, and laugh out loud at the word “butthole”.
I learned how to:
Facilitate tone alignment in a team setting
Use humor as a UX tool
Balance calm with chaos, irony with empathy
Build something memorable and human without being cliché
Key takeaway:
Voice is a BIG part of the user experience.
And sometimes, a memorable brand tone is just the tiniest bit unhinged.